User reports
0
Near baseline. 0 in the last hour. Typical hour is about 0.
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Is Weredog down?
Checks are succeeding, user reports are near the baseline, and the vendor status page is clear.
Live diagnosis
Is it just me?
Finds the most likely layer (the service, your ISP or area, DNS, or your Wi-Fi) and gives two steps to try.
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Our checksReaching it
Official · ReportsAll clear · Near baseline
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Connection—
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Live outage map
No reports in the last 24 hours.
Dots are whole states, provinces or countries, never exact locations. We never store IP addresses. Every report with a known place can appear on the map. Updates every minute.
What's broken
Recent reports
Each row is a time, a coarse place, and a problem type from a new report. Optional notes stay private. Places with fewer than 3 reports in the last 8 days are shown without a location.
No public reports yet.
Our checks
Reaching it
Last checked 6 min ago. Last stored result reached it in 22 ms.
Official status
All clear
No active incidents in the official feed Official status page
Reports and checks
Numbers behind the chart
| Time (UTC) | Reports | Baseline | Latency | Failed checks |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon 18 | 0 | 0.0 | 122 ms | 0 |
| Mon 20 | 0 | 0.0 | 90 ms | 0 |
| Mon 22 | 0 | 0.0 | 705 ms | 0 |
| Tue 00 | 0 | 0.0 | 39 ms | 0 |
| Tue 03 | 0 | 0.0 | 20 ms | 0 |
| Tue 05 | 0 | 0.0 | 57 ms | 0 |
| Tue 07 | 0 | 0.0 | 49 ms | 0 |
| Tue 09 | 0 | 0.0 | 973 ms | 0 |
| Tue 11 | 0 | 0.0 | 76 ms | 0 |
| Tue 13 | 0 | 0.0 | 530 ms | 0 |
| Tue 15 | 0 | 0.0 | 97 ms | 0 |
| Tue 18 | 0 | 0.0 | 46 ms | 0 |
| Tue 20 | 0 | 0.0 | 94 ms | 0 |
| Tue 22 | 0 | 0.0 | 131 ms | 0 |
| Wed 00 | 0 | 0.0 | 557 ms | 0 |
| Wed 03 | 0 | 0.0 | 140 ms | 0 |
| Wed 05 | 0 | 0.0 | 73 ms | 0 |
| Wed 07 | 0 | 0.0 | 50 ms | 0 |
| Wed 09 | 0 | 0.0 | 71 ms | 0 |
| Wed 12 | 0 | 0.0 | 78 ms | 0 |
| Wed 14 | 0 | 0.0 | 35 ms | 0 |
| Wed 16 | 0 | 0.0 | 125 ms | 0 |
| Wed 18 | 0 | 0.0 | 244 ms | 0 |
| Wed 20 | 0 | 0.0 | 57 ms | 0 |
| Wed 23 | 0 | 0.0 | 57 ms | 0 |
| Thu 01 | 0 | 0.0 | 67 ms | 0 |
| Thu 03 | 0 | 0.0 | 95 ms | 0 |
| Thu 05 | 0 | 0.0 | 76 ms | 0 |
| Thu 07 | 0 | 0.0 | 94 ms | 0 |
| Thu 09 | 0 | 0.0 | 802 ms | 0 |
| Thu 11 | 0 | 0.0 | 768 ms | 0 |
| Thu 13 | 0 | 0.0 | 51 ms | 0 |
| Thu 15 | 0 | 0.0 | 1259 ms | 0 |
| Thu 17 | 0 | 0.0 | 49 ms | 0 |
| Thu 19 | 0 | 0.0 | 98 ms | 0 |
| Thu 20 | 0 | 0.0 | 61 ms | 0 |
| Thu 22 | 0 | 0.0 | 54 ms | 0 |
| Fri 00 | 0 | 0.0 | 48 ms | 0 |
| Fri 02 | 0 | 0.0 | 18 ms | 0 |
| Fri 04 | 0 | 0.0 | 220 ms | 0 |
| Fri 06 | 0 | 0.0 | 42 ms | 0 |
| Fri 08 | 0 | 0.0 | 82 ms | 0 |
| Fri 10 | 0 | 0.0 | 62 ms | 0 |
| Fri 12 | 0 | 0.0 | 32 ms | 0 |
| Fri 14 | 0 | 0.0 | 52 ms | 0 |
| Fri 16 | 0 | 0.0 | 634 ms | 0 |
| Fri 18 | 0 | 0.0 | 340 ms | 0 |
| Fri 20 | 0 | 0.0 | 22 ms | 0 |
Reliability
100% uptime · No user reports in the last 24h
90 days ago → today. Uptime is from our own HTTP checks; outages are incidents that lasted long enough to list. We have 7 days of data so far, so the 90-day numbers fill in over time.
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Past outages
No outages on record for Weredog yet. Outages of 10 minutes or more get their own page here.
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About Weredog
Weredog is listed in our Shopping category and checked at weredog.co.uk. From dogs to dragons, Weredog designs and sells fantasy dildos and sex toys for an alternative crowd. Every order is custom-made in the UK!
Weredog publishes an official status page at status.weredog.co.uk; when we can read it, its incident level is folded into the status shown here.
Typical issues with shopping services: checkout and payment errors, carts not loading, and order tracking problems.
Measured uptime from our checks: 100% over 7 days of checks. No public incidents logged since monitoring began 7 days ago.
Response time over the last 24 hours: 136 ms average, 18–634 ms range across 15 successful checks.
Questions
Is Weredog down right now?
Checks are succeeding, user reports are near the baseline, and the vendor status page is clear.
When was Weredog last down?
We have not recorded a public Weredog incident since monitoring began 7 days ago.
What is Weredog's uptime?
From our own checks: 100% over 7 days of checks.
How fast does Weredog respond?
136 ms on average over the last 24 hours (18–634 ms).
Does Weredog have an official status page?
Yes, at https://status.weredog.co.uk.
Weredog not working for me but the status is fine. What now?
It is usually local: try another browser or the app, switch between Wi-Fi and mobile data, and clear the cache. For shopping services, watch for checkout and payment errors, carts not loading, and order tracking problems. If many people report Weredog here at once, the problem is on Weredog's side.
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